“Your blog is about to be recorded into an audiobook. If you could choose anyone — from your grandma to Samuel L. Jackson — to narrate your posts, who would it be?”
It didn’t take me very long at all to work out who would be good for this job. Of course it could only be the one and only Jeremy Clarkson! I just love his sense of humour, dry wit and total sarcasm. I can’t even read one of his books or newspaper columns without hearing his voice. His intonation makes just about everything he writes seem extremely funny, at least to me.
My life is basically a comedy of errors. It requires narration by someone who understands just how bad things can get but still find humour in the situation. Who better than Mr Clarkson to carry that one off? After all, getting fired from a multi-million pound position with the biggest corporation in the business is pretty damning stuff. But, to then get offered an even bigger deal from another company, well that’s just downright awesome!
Love him or hate him, there’s no getting away from the fact that he’s a huge personality – and he doesn’t live that far away from here either so I wouldn’t have any trouble finding him. Paying him, however, could be a whole other story!